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Jersey

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WHAT
WHO
WHEN

Jersey

Things we love

The mega surf and the hot things that come with it.
Jersey Live – a wicked festival in September. Performers get flown in in jets and get put up in the castle so everyone wants to play.
It’s full of cougars and sugar daddies, classic!
It’s hotter than the UK.
Tax free baby!

Things we wish we’d known

Taxis haven’t got your back and night buses don’t exist.
Chances are you’ll be bitten by bugs, assaulted by seagulls or run over by boy racers.
Middle-aged men prowl the bars in search of victims, so watch out!
There’s a 15mph speed limit on most of the island, so leave the Ferrari at home.
Chances are your flight won’t take off; the runway is short and is usually covered in fog from the sea.
It’s small and people love to gossip so bear that in mind before the walk of shame!

 

Best bars in Jersey
Best bars in Jersey
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Banjo
Banjo

A European-style brasserie in a restored, 10,000 sq ft. Victorian gentlemen’s club, this place is every bit as decadent as it sounds and we’re into it. Variety is a key part of this urban experience: two restaurants, a bar and four Read More

Bohemia at The Club Hotel & Spa
Bohemia at The Club Hotel & Spa

Bohemia is a luxury boutique hotel complete with a Michelin starred restaurant and a hint of the evening hours; it’s the chic option for a weekend break. It’s a bit of a grown-up place and BarChick likes to wear something Read More

Ormer
Ormer

Named after one of the finest culinary treats the sea has to offer, Ormer is an all-round performer; somewhere you can go for breakfast, coffee, a conference, brief meeting, lunch, dinner and cocktails. Pow. This Tardis-like joint is situated just off Read More

Rojo
Rojo

Tumble down the stairs into this low ceiling basement and meet Rojo, a red raw, sexy and mischievous bar, where nobody plays by the rules. The first to bring the mixology craze to Jersey, BarChick likes to get crunk here Read More

The Blind Pig
The Blind Pig

Finding this place is an accomplishment, but the reward for your perseverance is something quite unique. An ancient storeroom is now a watering hole inside a historical building at the heart of St. Helier, sounds like a winner, right? Enter via Read More

The Grand Jersey Hotel
The Grand Jersey Hotel

An inviting bar with a sea view, BarChick likes to sip and bronze at The Grand Hotel in the summer months, making full use of the terrace and mingling with tourists and local cool cats. Neatly fringed with glass panels, the Read More