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Things we love:

Miami installed the first bank ATM especially for rollerbladers.

It’s always sunny

Even the mannequins in shop windows have massive fake like tits

There is always some huge party, or some mega DJ playing

Even the 5 star hotels have wild parties

Miami was a popular place for pirates to visit and bury their treasure. Famous pirates such as Gasparilla, Blackbeard and Lafitte were regular visitors and caches of gold, silver and treasure have been uncovered on and off land in the Miami area

Things we wish we’d known:

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal, be very careful

In the state of Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner

Best bars in Miami
Best bars in Miami
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Blackbird Ordinary
Blackbird Ordinary

When Transit, the bar that formerly occupied the Blackbird space closed down, all the late-night board game playing scenester drunks in town shed a collective tear. But then, something kind of magical happened; Blackbird Ordinary opened and it was a Read More

Cecconi's
Cecconi's

Cecconi’s is the loophole for mere civilians to gain access to the members-only institution of Soho Beach House. It’s just as beautiful as it should be for the price of yearly membership, but you don’t have to dish out in Read More

Churchill’s
Churchill’s

You can spot this place a mile off with its big black sign and Biggie Smalls mural. Owned by ‘English Dave’ since 1979, this Little Haiti mainstay is dark, dingy and delightful. The bar is big, and by night it’s a massive music Read More

Fox's Lounge
Fox's Lounge

Fox’s is about as far from Miami’s swanky hotel bars, as you can get. It is the dive of all dives folks; we grew up thinking this place was a strip club. It’s practically pitch black inside, no matter what Read More

Gramps
Gramps

Despite what the name suggests, Gramps is not your grandpa’s kinda joint, unless, your grandpa knocks back the Moscow Mules like there’s no tomorrow and then hits up the dance floor despite his hip replacement? This indoor/outdoor space is Read More

Haven Lounge
Haven Lounge

The first thing to catch your eye at this stylish gastro-lounge, near the end of Lincoln Roads’ main thoroughfare, will be the massive wraparound LCD screen projecting anything from classic movie gifs to random alpine scenes. And next up the Read More

Jazid
Jazid

From the Puerto Rican in our local store, to our Columbian neighbour, to the hip kids on the beach, they all told us to head here. It’s no jazz bar though. Take I.D. and arrive late, and you’ll be greeted Read More

Kill Your Idol
Kill Your Idol

Bruce Lee, spacemen and house music aren’t things normally strung together in a sentence, let alone a bar. Stroll past the main drag of Española Way, and you’ll stumble upon the unassuming entrance to one of our favourite South Beach Read More

Mac’s Club Deuce Bar
Mac’s Club Deuce Bar

Named by Playboy as America’s no.1 dive bar, they were spot on.  It’s a proper trashy American bar, no gimmicks, this is the real deal. Kick-off is at 8am, so come with no sleep, come for breakfast, or come to Read More

Meat Market Miami
Meat Market Miami

Meat Market is not quite what you’d expect from the name, so if you’re looking to hook up with a bunch of college kids or some kind of a sausage fest then this is not for you, sorry. If you’re Read More

Rose Bar at the Delano
Rose Bar at the Delano

The Delano is one of the most famous fancy hotels in Miami – from the word go it’s busy, beautiful and full of amazing art and stylish furniture to keep your eyes entertained. Head on in past the little sushi Read More

Segafredo
Segafredo

Lincoln Road is made up of swanky spots at one end, seedy options at the other, and lots of generic tourist traps in between. Bang in the middle of this medley you’ll see a load of eclectic seating, velvet sofas Read More

The Abbey Brewing Company
The Abbey Brewing Company

The Abbey Brewing Company is an old timer. Perched on 16th Street, it’s a bit far from the main drag, but hey, that’s one reason why it appeals to the regulars, who’ve been coming here since it swung open its Read More

The Bar & Courtyard at The Setai
The Bar & Courtyard at The Setai

This is a little piece of Asia in America. It’s swanky, and all a bit Lost in Translation with the dark wood, pearl bar top and hip sexy lighting. In the heart of Collins Avenue, it’s located in The Setai Read More

The Broken Shaker
The Broken Shaker

If you’ve long wished Miami wasn’t all about the sleazy, glam nightclubs, and instead about the laidback Caribbean vibes, then The Broken Shaker is exactly what you’ve been looking for. A bit away from the South Beach neon nonsense, in Read More

The Corner
The Corner

Greetings late night friends, you’ve found the place you’ve always wished existed. The Corner is a magical blues playin’ – you guessed it – corner bar in Downtown Miami where the Friday and Saturday night drinking goes on until 8AM. Read More

The Living Room Bar
The Living Room Bar

The Living Room Bar is part of Miami’s W Hotel. With two restaurants, three bars and a club this place is a one-stop shop if you’re looking to get your party pants on. Located at the top of South Beach (coz Read More

Vesper American Brasserie
Vesper American Brasserie

Walking through a kitchen to get to a bar always has a novelty value, so get over the faux prohibition efforts and roll with it. This restaurant and bar is out the back of another slick ‘retro’ South Beach hotel, Read More

Yardbird Miami
Yardbird Miami

“There are two kinds of people in the world: People who like fried chicken and communists.” There lies the mantra of Yardbird, a very chic and surprisingly comfortable upscale dining spot in South Beach by the 50 Eggs Inc, a Read More