If you’re not feeling your coiffed hair, toned stomached best then we'd leave Blue Marlin off the agenda. This place is for the beautiful people, and shyness ain't a thing; arrive by boat if you really want to show off, or borrow a hummer and you’ll fit in just fine. Book a bed, and catch some rays by day, drink away any horrors from sleep deprivation and let the god and goddess like staff look after you, they’re usually pretty good at it.

Sip on beach classics, or get the magnums in, rosé if you like, but usually its Champagne all the way. NB: people don’t ask for the price here, so don’t look like an amateur questioning how much a glass of rosé is, live a little, get the bottle.

It's cruise central here; get over the cheese-tastic vibes, wear white, get some flashy shades and style your way into VIP. Get down on the dance floor in a lamé bikini and dance baby dance, and then cool off in the sea, just don’t stop pouting. The food’s good too so check it out!