The menu here is excellent, and available in English, which is always useful for those of us who didn’t pay attention in Norwegian class!

First things first, go find Alex. He knows his drinks from his Rakfish (that’s fermented fish, a local delicacy). Flirt, say please, high five him, and he might even give you the Barfly baptism; a shot of Ratzeptuz, which they describe as a smooth fire taste. Can fire ever be smooth?

The drinks here are exceptionally good, and it is easy to spend the whole night here. They expect you to drink too much, and even have pillows on the wall above the urinals so you boys can get some shut eye in. Best toilet ever?