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April Fools', people! We’re sorry, we love sloths too. Maybe this will inspire someone to bring the sloths to the people of London. We’ll be first in line with you.

Adding to the recent surge of "unusual animal bars", Ross from the rainforest charity Sloth Saviours, is launching a temporary ‘social sanctuary’ called Sloth 'n' Roll in Battersea Park. July 4th will be the first day of a month long sloth bar experience and sanctuary, where real life sloths will hang from the ceilings, as Rock 'n' Roll sets the tone for the place. This sanctuary will house orphan sloths who cannot return to the wild without the basic instincts they can only learn from their mothers. No alcohol will be served until you are out of the sloth sanctuary, when you can sip on a Sloth Gin Fizz, a Sloth on the Rocks and eat Central American jungle inspired snacks. Ross will be hosting regular Q&As, and some lucky visitors will even get to hold the resident super sloth named Suki! With the website launching next week, you can email [email protected] for a piece of these slow motion sensations.

rosstheslothman Ross with Suki at the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica

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April Fools', people! We’re sorry, we love sloths too. Maybe this will inspire someone to bring the sloths to the people of London. We’ll be first in line with you.

Adding to the recent surge of "unusual animal bars", Ross from the rainforest charity Sloth Saviours, is launching a temporary ‘social sanctuary’ called Sloth 'n' Roll in Battersea Park. July 4th will be the first day of a month long sloth bar experience and sanctuary, where real life sloths will hang from the ceilings, as Rock 'n' Roll sets the tone for the place. This sanctuary will house orphan sloths who cannot return to the wild without the basic instincts they can only learn from their mothers. No alcohol will be served until you are out of the sloth sanctuary, when you can sip on a Sloth Gin Fizz, a Sloth on the Rocks and eat Central American jungle inspired snacks. Ross will be hosting regular Q&As, and some lucky visitors will even get to hold the resident super sloth named Suki! With the website launching next week, you can email [email protected] for a piece of these slow motion sensations.

rosstheslothman Ross with Suki at the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica

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April Fools', people! We’re sorry, we love sloths too. Maybe this will inspire someone to bring the sloths to the people of London. We’ll be first in line with you.

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rosstheslothman Ross with Suki at the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica

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April Fools’, people! We’re sorry, we love sloths too. Maybe this will inspire someone to bring the sloths to the people of London. We’ll be first in line with you.

Adding to the recent surge of “unusual animal bars”, Ross from the rainforest charity Sloth Saviours, is launching a temporary ‘social sanctuary’ called Sloth ‘n’ Roll in Battersea Park. July 4th will be the first day of a month long sloth bar experience and sanctuary, where real life sloths will hang from the ceilings, as Rock ‘n’ Roll sets the tone for the place. This sanctuary will house orphan sloths who cannot return to the wild without the basic instincts they can only learn from their mothers.

No alcohol will be served until you are out of the sloth sanctuary, when you can sip on a Sloth Gin Fizz, a Sloth on the Rocks and eat Central American jungle inspired snacks. Ross will be hosting regular Q&As, and some lucky visitors will even get to hold the resident super sloth named Suki!

With the website launching next week, you can email [email protected] for a piece of these slow motion sensations.

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Ross with Suki at the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica