#savethedolphin

For those of you who haven't hit The Dolphin before. You must be a loser, that place is the sh*t. With a karaoke machine built into the wall with a f*ck load of songs, late opening hours, a jokes crowd and sometimes an impromptu limbo contest… PLUS it's also company policy to play R-Kelly - Ignition every hour... genius!
Anyway the feds are trying to shut the place down. Which simply cannot happen. We must #savethedolphin and here's how - simply sign the petition.
To reward you, our friend @The_Dolphin_Pub has provided you with some dolphin friendly cocktails... f*ck it it's friday

1: Drinking a "Not So Innocent Smoothie" (strawberry, banana, Smirnoff Ice and poppers). F*ck it, it's Friday.

2: Drinking a "Penis Colada" (rum, coconut, pineapple juice and viagra). F*ck it, it's Friday.

3: Having a "neigh-gerbomb" (mini Tesco burger dropped in a pint of Red Bull). F*ck it, it's Friday.

4: Having a "BLT" (Baileys, lettuce & tomato). F*ck it, it's Friday.

5: Drinking a "Tulisa Slammer" (vodka and coke with extra coke). F*ck it, it's Friday.

6: Drinking a "Long Island Iced Teabag" (vodka, gin, rum, Tango and a teabag). F*ck it, it's Friday.

7: Drinking a "Sex On the Beans" (vodka, orange, cranberry, Kenco). F*ck it, it's Friday.

8: Drinking a "Baby's Got Yak" (two Babychams and a Yakult). F*ck it, it's Friday.

9: Drinking a "Berocca Mocha Glory" (dark coffee, two Beroccas, sambuca). F*ck it, it's Friday.

10:Drinking a "Blue Friday" (blue WKD, Blue Nun & blue cheese in a Lee Ryan mug). F*ck it, it's Friday

11:Drinking a "Jägerbum" (two big shots lined up next to each other to look like Beyonce's arsecheeks). F*ck it, it's Friday.

12:Drinking an "Arty Farty Party Latte" (coffee and Lambrini served abstractly in a bin). F*ck it, it's Friday.

13: Having a "Granbuca" (granola bar repeatedly dipped in a shot of sambuca). F*ck it, it's Friday.

14: Having a "Becks Benedict" (muffin, Hollandaise sauce, pint of Becks). F*ck it, it's Friday.

15: Drinking a "Forgot About Dre-ägerbomb" (jäger, gin and juice). F*ck it, it's Friday.