Things we love:

The atmosphere - Beirut is buzzing, baby. This is party central so keep your eyes peeled for a knees up. It's full of beautiful people. The food is unreal. Jesus Christ is believed to have performed his first miracle in Lebanon.

Things we wish we'd known:

Lebanese wine is actually awesome. The driving is INSANE - three-lane junctions moving in every direction. Don't flush any paper down the loo... it WILL clog. 'Super nightclub' actually means 'STRIP club'...