Things we love:

The water is so clean you can swim in the harbour baths and you're never far from a beach. Hello Scandi beach party. They love a good house/apartment party. It’s like mecca for barmen, the bars here are up there with the best of them. There are no public drinking laws; so there are plenty of classic drunken displays, which for once weren’t from BarChick. They love a speakeasy.

Things we wish we’d known:

They have a freetown called Christiania, which has declared itself autonomous from Danish law. Think some kinda Berlin arty squat meets Amsterdam. They even have a Green Light District where you can openly buy weed. Naughty. Cycling is the best way of transport here, take note Boris. They’ve got the best cycle lanes in all of Scandinavia.