Things we love:

Miami installed the first bank ATM especially for rollerbladers. It’s always sunny Even the mannequins in shop windows have massive fake like tits There is always some huge party, or some mega DJ playing Even the 5 star hotels have wild parties Miami was a popular place for pirates to visit and bury their treasure. Famous pirates such as Gasparilla, Blackbeard and Lafitte were regular visitors and caches of gold, silver and treasure have been uncovered on and off land in the Miami area

Things we wish we'd known:

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal, be very careful In the state of Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner