Rio de Janeiro

Things we love:

Home to one of the 7 wonders of the world! Christo Redentor, watch us whilst we play Literally everyone is hot Doggy style: people dress up their pets in shoes, hats, bindis, visors and beach shorts Uh, Carnival, obvs. Fresh juice bars are everywhere, hello nutritional therapy hangover cure

Things we wish we'd known:

That it’s obligatory for every Brazilian man to wear grape smugglers… BarChick didn’t know where to look That it would rain for the whole of Jan No topless sunbathing allowed on beaches, you can actually be sent to jail for it Thongs. Everywhere. It ain’t cheap