Can we get an ooh la la over here? LPM Restaurant & Bar is practising the art of seduction with its seriously sexy cocktails, including one that comes with a French love letter on the side, and an absinthe-infused masterpiece held up by une belle femme. The menu’s called Recipes With Friends and celebrates the life of Jean Cocteau. He was a legendary artist, writer and all-round hedonist - sounds like our kinda guy. 

In need of a fragranced refresher? Order the Lettre à Coco - a bottle of Chanel No.5 is brought to the table for you to have a little spritz. Coco Chanel was pally with Jean, so the cocktail evokes her signature scent by combining vodka and Champagne cordial with jasmine, bergamot and rose. Been a while since you’ve had a levitating drink? Order the Trinity, inspired by the wonders of the cosmos, for all your floating cocktail needs. The 12 cocktails on the bar's list are wickedly experimental for the swanky Mayfair dining room you’ll enjoy them in. Or make like BarChick and sneak through to the hidden bar at the back. Now it's time to brush up on that GCSE French.