Sure you've heard of this place before but each one is different from the last. Obvs the genius burger/lobster thang doesn't change, but in here you can book… which is damn kind of them. The bar is bigger than at the other joints and you don't have to eat (but of course you’re going to want to).

Set in the heart of this meat heavy hood, we welcomed the lobster option (and took a lobster roll away for our travels). It's 20 quid for each but they have some big mofos/granddad lobsters on offer so if you are splashing out then they'll be more than happy to oblige, you can even do a meet and greet beforehand.

The cocktails rock and the menu is nice and long. The Hermans Punch with all its caramel infused Havana and Wrey & Nephew is killer, and the Ab Fab and Bellini are popular with the punters. Beers are aplenty, Brooklyn Hobo by the can or Asahi on tap, as are bubbles and wine.

The boys behind this place have got it bang on and hey, if it ain't broke don't fix it, right?

Now is it a burger or lobster?