You might have noticed this Japanese ‘Super Diner’ on Wardour Street. Let’s just say it’s as toned-down as a RuPaul’s drag Race finalist. Bright, boisterous and unapologetically in your face. Head downstairs to ICHIBar because here’s where the fun ramps up. Think Pachinko arcade games, manga cartoons pasted on the ceiling, and a DJ spinning tunes from half a van. The technicolour basement bar is an ideal place to get your drinks fix alongside a dose of high-octane energy.

If you expect cocktails to have an Asian twist, you’d be on the money. Keep your eyes peeled for ingredients like sake, yuzu and Japanese whisky. Make sure to order yourself some bar snacks - they mix American diner faves with Japanese twists. Feel your arteries have been getting off lightly recently? Order the Cheeseburger Spring Rolls. That orange special sauce will have you nostalgic for the golden arches in a second. Then there are the melt-in-your-mouth Wagyu sliders. Classics aren’t forgotten though - we accompanied our exotic Kyoto Colada cocktail with shrimp dumplings and the kind of maki rolls that sushi dreams are made of.

Another reason to get slurping those cocktails? You need to check out the toilets. Those water jets are one way to wake you up.