Bartenders
Ziloufs and now Keystone Crescent.
Nightjar, Public House, Pearl
Manhattan
Customer: I would like a long, tall fruity cocktail. Me: Certainly sir, as soon as I have finished serving this gentleman. Customer: Can’t you do two things at once?! Me: Sure I can stir this drink while calling you a cock.
No.
Onwards and Upwards.
Best: Would you sleep with me for £100,000? Lady: yes. Bloke: Ok now we’ve established what you are, let’s negotiate. Worst: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ve got a fucking knife, Now get in the van.
I have a secret passion for flower arranging.
Jasmine-tea-knee. 37.5 Jasmine infused Tanqueray, 25ml Lemon Juice, 10ml Aperol, 5ml Maraschino, 12.5ml Grapefruit syrup.
Gibson, dry with Plymouth Navy
A police dog trainer.