An Ibiza institution, Bambuddha (formerly Bambuddha Grove) is the naughty babe you'll want to party with every night. Hidden deep in the countryside of Santa Gertrudis, cocktails come served with a side of sluttiness as Mediterassian cuisine fuses with tantric meditation, true story.

Built like a giant gazebo, Bambuddha is full of hiding places and those wishing for absolute privacy can opt for one of the curtained huts on stilts. The on-site sex shop (for real) means you can order all sorts of paraphernalia to your table as stone statues and Buddhas watch on. The bar pumps out sexy tunes for sexy people and BarChick couldn't get enough of the Bamburrita (coriander infused tequila, watermelon, agave syrup, lime juice, chilli and salt).

Hit this place for dinner and move on to cocktails as the vibe dictates, you'll be dancing under the moon in no time. The Halloween party here is not to be missed, islanders book tables and flock here early on to ensure entry. Don't even think about coming without a costume, you'll be laughed off the island. Dress up, go large and enjoy how freaky face-painted ravers look in the sunshine at 9 in the morning.