Listen: glam up or go home with this one. Nasimi Beach is located in front of the famed Atlantis Hotel on Palm Jumeirah. A glamorous bar, restaurant and club, this is where the beautiful people come to play.

BarChick almost fainted for all the boobs here, to be fair the babes are more plastic than the pool-friendly glassware, but whatevs. Hit a Nasimi signature (vodka, Midori, fresh melon and sour mix) and suck it up, you’ll soon be considering a pair of your very own bolt-ons. Kick back on a cabana or day bed and get stuck into some serious people watching, mirrored lenses work best.

Come here for the biggest beach parties in Dubai with a New York style skyline view of Dubai marina. International DJ acts turn this place into a beach nightclub where locals and visitors alike come to be seen. Drink, dance and be sexy, by the end of it all there won’t be a dry towel in the house, shabba.