Ocean Beach opened for the first time in 2012 in an explosion of footballers, soap stars, TV personalities and Veuve Champagne. Having originated in Marbs it’s unlike anything Ibiza has seen before. If you own a cut-away, one-piece swimsuit wear it here.

A huge pool is surrounded by sunloungers, bars and of course, a VIP area (where sh*t really goes down). The look is more plastic fantastic than a Katy Perry video and the vibe is naughty but nice. It’s all smiles here, get as plastered as you like, you won't be judged. There are tits and tats everywhere and groups of hot young things who party like Puffy. BarChick simply can’t resist the hilarious amount of banter that goes down in this joint.

Booze-wise you’ll get the most bang for your buck by ordering a jug of sangria (or any other cocktail). Friday’s pool parties are not to be missed, blag VIP to mingle with celebs and prem league football players, no kissing though, keep it classy.