If you're feeling particularly baller, The Dorchester is the place to head. You're gonna need to flex the plastic but trust us - it's worth it. It's a sultry, golden-toned haven, complete with a monochrome motif carpet and a striking lacquered Art Deco bar. If you're trying to impress, this place will do the job.

The cocktail menu of expertly mixed sharpeners is divided into categories.  Have a flirt with the Fruity & Floral or get up close with the Herbal & Fizzy. There's also a shorter cocktail list printed on folding fans - perfect if your date is getting you hot under the collar. Love Oolong tea, plum soda and yuzu? You're in luck. It's loaded with the stuff. Get there for a Tuesday night to sip along with the live jazz band. You know BarChick can't get enough of a man and his double bass. And keep your eyes peeled. Chances are you'll spot a celeb who likes to get balls deep with a dumpling or two.