Named by Playboy as America's no.1 dive bar, they were spot on.  It’s a proper trashy American bar, no gimmicks, this is the real deal. Kick-off is at 8am, so come with no sleep, come for breakfast, or come to people watch and make friends like no others. It’s always pretty dark in here and the lack of windows means you'll quickly forget the time of day, making for perfect guilt-free drinking. Beers and shots are the standard order in here, and like most Miami bars, you can smoke, f*ck yeah!

Food is not their thing, but bring your own, they don't care. If we were you we'd head over the road and grab a salad or sandwich from Le Sandwicherie, it’s awesome, and also open from 8am to 5am - that’s teamwork! Hit the juke box, play pool with cowboys, and make friends. If you don't end up singing with Rosie behind the bar or 99(!) year-old Mac, the owner, then you're doing something wrong. Be brave, and don't judge a book by its cover - this place has a lot more than initially meets the eye.