81LTD, Ship and Mitre and Sloppy Joes in Cuba
Jack Daniels and a cigar
Once saved 9 guests and a bottle of Dom Perignon from a burning bar - and afterwards necked the whole bottle in one.
Best chat up line : Get your coat - Why? - I've got a knife Worst chat up line : (from a gay gentleman) You know you have 206 bones in your body ? Would you like one more ?
I'm undercover for the IRA
'Hold your Plumbs' plumb sake (Akashi-tai), Nikka whiskey from the barrel, date syrup, plumb bitters.
The dryer and dirtier the better
A lumber jack