I was hand reared in the West Country.
The Box Soho and Scotch. Find me now at Heads, Hearts & Tails.
Tiki Bars in hot places and Mars Bars on weekdays.
Customer ‘A glass of champagne’ Me ‘ No, I think you should get a magnum of Krug’ Customer ‘er..oh alright then’ I was topless, eating a biscuit and covered in raspberry puree at the time…
Are you offering?
Growing up hopefully.
I want to wear your arse as a hat.. OR Man holds out sleeve ‘what does that feel like?’ he says ‘I don’t know’ she says, ‘cotton?’ ‘No..’ he says ‘boyfriend material’…
I am a semi regular character in Doctors…
"Something Blue" Aviation, with Blue Curaco. I’d use Giffords to really spoil you.
Oxley Gin, wet and in a dinky lady glass.
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that played up front for Arsenal.